lawn...and mower

For the first time ever, we have a yard. With a fence. And grass. 

It's not great grass. Very au natural, but it's grass. 

Which means, for the first time ever, we have a lawn mower (both the object and the person). And he won't let ME mow!

And the person lawn mower accidentally threw away his grunge running shoes so he had nothing to mow the lawn in. Now he has a classy pair of Velcro shoes from WalMart to wear while mowing. Lucky lawn mower.