flying

Flying across the country is made easier when you follow four simple rules:

1. Fly with a spare adult. Four hands handle two children much better than two hands. 

2. Have a fellow passenger fly with drums that he will let your children play with while they wait. Have people smile kindly at the squeals she emits from her mouth. 

3. Both children should fall asleep for at least one leg. And the spare adult should catch a few zzzzs as well. 

4. Your destination should be the land of grandmas and grandpas where your children will be spoiled rotten with non-stop attention for five weeks. 

Check, check, check and...check.